Ass Auction tech stack
Brands outbid each other to put their logo on my ass
The stack
“Every claim on the ass is a Stripe Checkout session, and the leaderboard only moves when the webhook says the money landed. I never built a payment form, never stored a card, and refunds and chargebacks flow straight back into the ranking. For a one-person pro…” — the maker, Sep 2026 ↗
“The site runs on a single small box and Cloudflare sits in front of it. DNS, TLS, caching and bot filtering were done in an afternoon, and when a launch spike hits, the box never sees most of it. It is the boring choice, which is exactly what I wanted for the…” — the maker, Sep 2026 ↗
“I designed and built the entire site with Claude Code as the second pair of hands. It wrote most of the code, kept the auction rules honest across the whole codebase, and caught the kind of edge cases you only find at 2am. The playful parts, the live cursors,…” — the maker, Sep 2026 ↗